I am the warlrus. full stop.

My friend gave me these shorts/skirts, I took them out of her closet and said 'oooooh' - I was drawn to the white and blue stripes. She said it was her old school skirt, that was when I blushed but she decided to give it to me. It turns out it wasn't a skirt but a pair of humungous shorts.

I look like a clown.

But whoever said looking like a clown was bad had obviously never looked like a clown before.

Because looking like a clown is fun.

Still.

I think I might cut off the bottom bit so they are just baggy, cosy, airy, stripey shorts instead of swamping me.

Most played songs on my IPod:

if there is something - roxy music

gold lion - yeah yeah yeahs

baba o ' riely - the who

vlad the impaler - kasabian

MGMT - electric feel

five years - david bowie

Iggy Pop - the passenger

ex lion-tamer - wire

my delirium - ladyhawke

the smiths - the boy with the thorn in his side

sophie xxx